On Saturday the 10th of may 2024 a squadron of 4 cyclists departed from their encampment in Oslo, heading towards the bus station. This squad was formed of the two most elite parents and 2 of the most highly trained children of the battalion. Both parents aged from about 48 to 50 and kept their codenames to “agent mama” and “agent daddy”. The children on the other hand aged from 13 to 16 and instead of having separate individual codenames, they rather stuck to being both called by “agent boy” . Once at their first checkpoint, the bus station, they loaded into a big truck with seats and sat down polishing their weapons throughout the 3 hour drive…
When the truck with seats finally arrived at its destination: Bø, the cyclists set up their most deadly weapon: their BIKES, these monsters of a war machine can go up to 70 kilometres in only one day! So the squad rode on these deadly things for 5 kilometres to their final destination: SAGAVOLL!
Once at SAGAVOLL the squad met a whole bunch of nice folk, but that was not what they were looking for. They were looking for the traitor of the squad, the fifth member. The members of the squad acted completely normal and nice towards the traitor (once known as “agent Norwegian boy”). The squad would wait for the time to take revenge.
On the night of the action where the 4 cyclists were going to take revenge on the traitor, both mama and daddy called sick and agent Samuel called in sick to play ping pong with the nice students from Sagavoll. So only “agent boy III (aka me!)” had to do the mission alone. Only after a series of unfortunate events, the agent managed to kill the traitor along with one of his collaborators. With the help of a folk from Sagavoll he brought the target to the vacuum cleaner cupboard to hide the victim, then after the agent started on a rampage of killing many people who were mostly revived again by their collaborators. With his mission successful he went to bed. Even though the traitor (Sascha) was revived fifteen minutes later, the mission was done and that’s all that matters.
